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drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

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altonym:

Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great

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adriannalook:

how can two fates be so different? you two are like night and day.

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sapphicscience:

here’s to polyamorous bisexuals, to promiscuous bisexuals, to bisexuals who really are confused about their sexuality.

i’ve fit into all three of these categories at one point or another and we get thrown under the bus a lot. here’s to everyone who fits the stereotype.

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jaybird-gaybird:

Now remember people, National Coming Out Day is on its way. If you “come out” on facebook as straight and/or cis, an ally, a brony, a fucking whovian, or anything other than a marginalized sexual orientation and/or gender identity, I will ram my boot so far up your ass you’ll be tasting Vans for weeks.

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ultra-overdosin:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

Smooth as fuck

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slugbooks:

Social experiment: who wants a free t-shirt?

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"I’m the Slayer. Slay-er. Chosen one. She who hangs out a lot in cemeteries? You’re kidding. Ask around. Look it up: Slayer, comma the."

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rachelboory:

the ultimate comeback 

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drunkyeezus:

My dog is my best friend

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Rita Volk x Just Jared Jr.

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